An old man is driving a pickup truck overflowing with ducks.
\nA police officer stops him and says sternly:<\/p>\n
\u201cSir, you can\u2019t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man nods, agrees, and drives off.<\/p>\n
\ud83e\udd86 The Next Day\u2026
\nThe officer sees the same truck, still full of ducks, but this time, all the ducks are wearing sunglasses! \ud83d\ude0e<\/p>\n
Frustrated, he pulls the old man over again:<\/p>\n
\u201cI told you to take these ducks to the zoo!\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man smiles and replies:<\/p>\n
\u201cI did! But now the little rascals want to go to the beach!\u201d<\/p>\n
\ud83d\ude02 Bonus Joke<\/p>\n
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\ud83d\ude02 Bonus Joke
\nA police officer in a small town stops a man speeding down Main Street.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut officer,\u201d the man says, \u201cI can explain\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n
The officer interrupts:<\/p>\n
\u201cJust be quiet! I\u2019m putting you in jail until the chief gets back!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBut I just wanted to say\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI said be quiet! You\u2019re going to jail.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u23f3 A few hours later\u2026<\/p>\n
The officer checks on the man in the cell:<\/p>\n
\u201cLucky for you, the chief is at his daughter\u2019s wedding. He\u2019ll be in a good mood when he gets back.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man replies:<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t count on it\u2026 I\u2019m the groom.\u201d<\/p>\n\n